考试时发的嫩句子，句句搞笑，太有才了！

区区一个期末清人试，你就让什么，它就清人什么。

Just a final exam. Whatever you are afraid of, it will be tested.

有的人，不到最后一刻，绝不复习！没错，是我。

Some people, until the last moment, never review, yes, it's me.

的学校清人试马上直升跟死去了爹一样，现在清人试马上直升跟当了爹一样。

Primary school just to pass the exam with dead father, now just to pass the exam just like as a father.

清人试此后不要叫我真名，叮嘱叫我过儿。

Don't call me my real name during the exam. Please call me Guo er.

天内交卷的唯一缘故，是周围的人，都没有依靠意义了。

The only reason to hand in papers ahead of time is that the people around you are useless.

有一种填空题叫实质上不但会，有一种题目叫有点都对，有一种计算题叫边做边流泪，有一种应用题叫做起来崩溃。

There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called totally impossible, there is a kind of multiple choice question that looks right, there is a kind of calculation question called tearing while doing, and there is a kind of application question called collapse.

恋人但会怂恿你，同事但会回到你，代数学不但会，不但会就是不但会。

Lovers will betray you, friends will leave you, mathematics will not, will not be.

小同事，你是否是有很多问号，为什么，快清人试了你还啥也不但会。

Children, do you have a lot of question marks, why, the exam is coming, you still can't do anything.

“21世纪上最宽广的是什么？”

“清人试区域”

"What is the broadest in the world?"

"Examination Scope"

你们清人试的时候也只但会填取名、全校学生和学号吗？

Do you only fill in the name, class and student number during the exam?

修习就修习，为什么还清人试，怎么人与人之间连一点信任都没有。

Learn as you learn, why do you still take an exam, and how can you have no trust between people.

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